New Toothbrush Makes Other Toothbrushes Look Like Worthless Shit

I went ahead a bit the bullet and bought an Oral-B CrossAction toothbrush yesterday. It is a milestone in the evolution of toothbrush design. The cross-hatched bristles and extra-long PowerTip bristles really seem to get into all the nooks and crannies, and it has a big, grippy handle which is most comfortable to use. It's wonderful that we live in an age where toothbrushes have become so perfectly evolved, don't you think?

Comments

[the guvnoir]

Ah the joys of oral.B crossaction.Reminds me of brushing really was brushing.

[Chris]

Brushing? Pah! I won't be happy until I can swill a cupletful of bacteria that scrape and digest the sugary deposits, then expire willingly, breaking down into spearmint-and-fluoride-flavoured molecular whitening compounds. That give me cool dreams.

[Juha]

If you want see / test totally new type toothbrush, please check :

www.pumpbrush.com

Kind regards,

Pump & Brush Finland Oy

[Chris A.]

Dear Lord, have you actually been spammed by a man searching blogspace for references to toothbrushes?? I myself use a cross-action like the one you describe, but of course, being in America I have the one with the 256 kilobit encryption.

[Chris A.]

Also, in Britain the phrase "clean [one's] teeth" is often heard. In the US, the only verb allowed in that construct is "brush".