Have you been Touched by His Noodly Appendage?

I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I, for one, welcome our new *best.web.meme.ever* whose base belong to us. Apparently, the creator of the FSM is looking for a job. Dude, you don't need a job. Just keep thinking up stupid crap and then sell the t-shirts. As above.

Some people say you can't deliberately create a web meme. I say to them 'pshaw' and also 'watch me'.