So, maybe we SHOULD fear the squirrels? (see comments for previous post) Neil claims that the squirrels along the road in Hyde Park stare at you while clenching their trembling little fists (crivens!), while Rebecca (no website, amazingly. not even a blog. weird, huh?) claims that Vancouver squirrels are predatory, salivate wildly and practise mind control (eftstoons!). And I thought the Brixton Crack Squirrels were bad.
Can anyone claim scarier squirrels than Rebecca? Any actual attacks? I've heard mother squirrels are quite prone to attack you if they think their young are in danger. Or if they just catch you, like, looking at them.
If only someone had done a website entirely about scary squirrels. Oh.